Brennen
Playing Candy Crush
Candy Crush is cool and all, but it eats a way at you soul, just like Satan. I see people recover from playing Candy Crush. I go and talk to them like: “Hi, how’s it going?”, and they’re like: “Good, you?” Then I’m like: “No you’re not, go back to bed.” That game takes up people’s lives, I mean, some people who play Candy Crush could be curing cancer right now. Just saying.
Candy Crush: you swipe your hand, the phone says something quirky like “sweet.” All you do is swipe, swipe, and did I tell you that you swipe. You break the little pieces of candy--that you wish you could have right now--as you are trying to win that stubborn level 589 (out of I believe it was 999 levels). 999 levels; 999 divided by 3 is 333, that’s three 3’s, a triangle has 3 sides, and 3 angles. You also saw what I wrote in order to confirm this with your eye. There is an eye at the center of the triangle. Illuminati confirmed? Candy Crush is bad, yet fun at the same time.
Candy Crush is cool and all, but it eats a way at you soul, just like Satan. I see people recover from playing Candy Crush. I go and talk to them like: “Hi, how’s it going?”, and they’re like: “Good, you?” Then I’m like: “No you’re not, go back to bed.” That game takes up people’s lives, I mean, some people who play Candy Crush could be curing cancer right now. Just saying.
Candy Crush: you swipe your hand, the phone says something quirky like “sweet.” All you do is swipe, swipe, and did I tell you that you swipe. You break the little pieces of candy--that you wish you could have right now--as you are trying to win that stubborn level 589 (out of I believe it was 999 levels). 999 levels; 999 divided by 3 is 333, that’s three 3’s, a triangle has 3 sides, and 3 angles. You also saw what I wrote in order to confirm this with your eye. There is an eye at the center of the triangle. Illuminati confirmed? Candy Crush is bad, yet fun at the same time.
I am From…
I am from a tiny house with a 50’s kitchen
I am from a colorful house inside and out
I am from a super radical family
I am from In ‘n’ Out take out
I am from a gaming family
I am from Minecraft (Minequef)
I am from a food lover family
I am from sandwhiches with turkey, cheese, and mayo
I am from a musical family
I am from humor
I am from dogs
I am from quesadillas
I am from Spongebob
I am from good grades in school
I am from hanging out with friends
I am from California, Tennessee, Pennsylvania, and back to California
I am from In ‘n’ Out
I am from soda machines
I am from hours and hours on the computer
I am from a tiny house with a 50’s kitchen
I am from a colorful house inside and out
I am from a super radical family
I am from In ‘n’ Out take out
I am from a gaming family
I am from Minecraft (Minequef)
I am from a food lover family
I am from sandwhiches with turkey, cheese, and mayo
I am from a musical family
I am from humor
I am from dogs
I am from quesadillas
I am from Spongebob
I am from good grades in school
I am from hanging out with friends
I am from California, Tennessee, Pennsylvania, and back to California
I am from In ‘n’ Out
I am from soda machines
I am from hours and hours on the computer