Jimmy
The Beach
I go to the sandy shore
of course we have been here before
the sight of sand
the feel in hand
oh it gets me through the day
I wake up and smell the roses every day
I would wake up, and our town would meet
but today I will pay
for the soft sand under my feet
oh it gets me through the day
But of course the sun is down
but do not have a frown
oh it will be back another day
so don't worry, just say yay
oh it gets me through the day
We see a pretty lighthouse
we see a seagull eat a mouse
we also see a beloved spouse
wearing a pretty blouse
oh it gets me,oh it gets me,through the daaaaaaaay!
of course we have been here before
the sight of sand
the feel in hand
oh it gets me through the day
I wake up and smell the roses every day
I would wake up, and our town would meet
but today I will pay
for the soft sand under my feet
oh it gets me through the day
But of course the sun is down
but do not have a frown
oh it will be back another day
so don't worry, just say yay
oh it gets me through the day
We see a pretty lighthouse
we see a seagull eat a mouse
we also see a beloved spouse
wearing a pretty blouse
oh it gets me,oh it gets me,through the daaaaaaaay!
Kanoa Jones' Great Adventure
One day, a great adventurer went to the AMAZON, one of the unknownst jungles ever. Kanoa Jones, the great adventurer, went in to the deep brush with his mighty crew, but they could not be as great and powerful as Kanoa. Six minutes into the great jungle, without any warning, a tiger attacked them. Ripping limb after limb off of Kanoa’s crew, Kanoa shot the great cat with his 8 barrel shotgun which he got from the monks near Everest. With the beast dead, Kanoa Jones walked away with SIX men out of the original FIFTEEN. After that traumatizing moment, the men walked away safely, but now they were more aware of their surroundings.
A ¨SSSSSST¨interrupted their hike. ¨A SNAKE is near us, watch out,” said Kanoa Jones. Then the snake bit Kanoa in the arm, and he started saying weird indian prayers. The snake looked at him afraid and PUT THE BLOOD BACK INTO THE ALMIGHTY KANOA’s ARM!!! Since the snake couldn't kill Kanoa, he coiled around the three men and slithered into a deep hole. This left only three men alive, and Kanoa. Kanoa was not a man, not an animal, but a powerful being who traveled everywhere and Knows secrets LIFE!!!
Kanoa reached a high mountain top where he encountered an ancient tribe who welcomed him and his three men. Kanoa slept with the Indians and learned some new rituals in their big huts while his three men set up a tent. ¨I am tired of setting up this tent,” said the crew leader. ¨Ok, then go sleep with Kanoa and those monstrosities of people!¨ said the group cook (well not any more since the men who carried the food died) The men went to go sleep with the others. It was midnight and everyone was asleep when the old cook’s bright orange tent attracted Killer bees and mosquitoes. They stung him and bit him and he screamed a bloody scream of pain and distress! In the morning the tribe and Kanoa’s crew of two men found him with his whole face EATEN off !
Kanoa had fun and had a great time, while the men were scared to death and vowed to never go outside ever again. Kanoa Jones laughed and said, ¨Well, see you! I'm going to Texas to get ebola then skydive from Everest for my 12 time!¨
A ¨SSSSSST¨interrupted their hike. ¨A SNAKE is near us, watch out,” said Kanoa Jones. Then the snake bit Kanoa in the arm, and he started saying weird indian prayers. The snake looked at him afraid and PUT THE BLOOD BACK INTO THE ALMIGHTY KANOA’s ARM!!! Since the snake couldn't kill Kanoa, he coiled around the three men and slithered into a deep hole. This left only three men alive, and Kanoa. Kanoa was not a man, not an animal, but a powerful being who traveled everywhere and Knows secrets LIFE!!!
Kanoa reached a high mountain top where he encountered an ancient tribe who welcomed him and his three men. Kanoa slept with the Indians and learned some new rituals in their big huts while his three men set up a tent. ¨I am tired of setting up this tent,” said the crew leader. ¨Ok, then go sleep with Kanoa and those monstrosities of people!¨ said the group cook (well not any more since the men who carried the food died) The men went to go sleep with the others. It was midnight and everyone was asleep when the old cook’s bright orange tent attracted Killer bees and mosquitoes. They stung him and bit him and he screamed a bloody scream of pain and distress! In the morning the tribe and Kanoa’s crew of two men found him with his whole face EATEN off !
Kanoa had fun and had a great time, while the men were scared to death and vowed to never go outside ever again. Kanoa Jones laughed and said, ¨Well, see you! I'm going to Texas to get ebola then skydive from Everest for my 12 time!¨