Michael
Shane VS The Ice Cream Man
There was a boy named Shane. Shane was like all the other kids at school. Until he met a man, the man asked Shane “Dad is it you?”
Shane said “What the heck, no you aren’t my son. You're old, bald, and a black man and I'm not black I’m white.”
The man said “It’s me dad I’ll prove it to you: remember that one time in COD you wrecked that one scrub with your pistol using your trigger finger.”
Shane said “How do you know that, I only told my mom and she brought the camera.”
The man said “So do you believe me dad?”
Shane asked “Sure but one more thing.”
The man asked politely “What?”
Shane asked“Whats my middle name?”
“Tyler,” the man answered unsure.
“Correct,” said Shane.
The man asked “Since you know I’m your son, can I have some money dad?”
Shane said “Nope I’m out, see ya.” Shane ran about 10 miles to get back to his house, even though he could have taken the bus. Shane was laying on his bed wondering about who was that man. After 5 hours of thinking, hard work and some coffee breaks, he finally figured out who that guy was. It was…… THE ICE CREAM MAN!!! (cue dramatic sound effect). He figured out it was the ice cream man because Shane pranked the ice cream man and stole all of the ice cream in the ice cream truck. Shane started devising a plan to get back at the ice cream man. After another 5 hours of working, coffee breaks, and eating fried chicken, Shane finally devised his master plan to get back at the ice cream man. Shane went up to the ice cream truck, and lock picked the van. After he lock picked the van he went in the back of the truck waiting for the ice cream man. After a while the ice cream man finally got in the truck. Shane said “Why hello Ice cream man, or should I say Junior.”
“Oh no” said the ice cream man said “you figured it out didnt you?” Shane backhanded the ice cream man twice. One for pretending to be his son, and 2 because he never got his exact change the ice cream man screamed “OWW !” Then Shane got out his secret weapon--his potato c4--and threw the potato c4 at the ice cream man's truck without letting the ice cream man knowing. Shane walks out of the van and he detonated the potato c4 and the van exploded into pieces. “RIP Ice Cream man you only had one friend in myspace and it was your grandma” said Shane.
There was a boy named Shane. Shane was like all the other kids at school. Until he met a man, the man asked Shane “Dad is it you?”
Shane said “What the heck, no you aren’t my son. You're old, bald, and a black man and I'm not black I’m white.”
The man said “It’s me dad I’ll prove it to you: remember that one time in COD you wrecked that one scrub with your pistol using your trigger finger.”
Shane said “How do you know that, I only told my mom and she brought the camera.”
The man said “So do you believe me dad?”
Shane asked “Sure but one more thing.”
The man asked politely “What?”
Shane asked“Whats my middle name?”
“Tyler,” the man answered unsure.
“Correct,” said Shane.
The man asked “Since you know I’m your son, can I have some money dad?”
Shane said “Nope I’m out, see ya.” Shane ran about 10 miles to get back to his house, even though he could have taken the bus. Shane was laying on his bed wondering about who was that man. After 5 hours of thinking, hard work and some coffee breaks, he finally figured out who that guy was. It was…… THE ICE CREAM MAN!!! (cue dramatic sound effect). He figured out it was the ice cream man because Shane pranked the ice cream man and stole all of the ice cream in the ice cream truck. Shane started devising a plan to get back at the ice cream man. After another 5 hours of working, coffee breaks, and eating fried chicken, Shane finally devised his master plan to get back at the ice cream man. Shane went up to the ice cream truck, and lock picked the van. After he lock picked the van he went in the back of the truck waiting for the ice cream man. After a while the ice cream man finally got in the truck. Shane said “Why hello Ice cream man, or should I say Junior.”
“Oh no” said the ice cream man said “you figured it out didnt you?” Shane backhanded the ice cream man twice. One for pretending to be his son, and 2 because he never got his exact change the ice cream man screamed “OWW !” Then Shane got out his secret weapon--his potato c4--and threw the potato c4 at the ice cream man's truck without letting the ice cream man knowing. Shane walks out of the van and he detonated the potato c4 and the van exploded into pieces. “RIP Ice Cream man you only had one friend in myspace and it was your grandma” said Shane.
Butterflies
Butterflies, they’re beautiful, subtle, and when they are together they can form a swarm. The butterfly- wing’s designs are what make the butterflies beautiful. Some butterfly-wing’s designs scare off predators, and others warn predators or people they are poisonous. The butterfly is mostly subtle, and they’re not as aggressive as you think they are. They just fly in the sky, they get pollen from flowers, eat plants, and they dont disturb anybody. When there are groups of butterflies together they are called swarms. There aren't a lot of butterfly swarms, but there are some butterfly swarms still out there.
Butterflies, they’re beautiful, subtle, and when they are together they can form a swarm. The butterfly- wing’s designs are what make the butterflies beautiful. Some butterfly-wing’s designs scare off predators, and others warn predators or people they are poisonous. The butterfly is mostly subtle, and they’re not as aggressive as you think they are. They just fly in the sky, they get pollen from flowers, eat plants, and they dont disturb anybody. When there are groups of butterflies together they are called swarms. There aren't a lot of butterfly swarms, but there are some butterfly swarms still out there.